So I was feeling really good earlier today. But at one point during our rehearsal today, I went to step off a platform in the dark, misjudged the distance to the floor and sent a rather sharp jolt through my back. I had to lie down for a bit. But true to form, after I was certain I was going to be able to walk, Douglas and I came up with this list for what I had done.
I had:
Assaulted my ass
Broken my butt
Crushed my caboose
Damaged my derriere
Ensnarled my end
Fractured my fanny
Grounded my glutes
Hurt my hiney
Jinxed my junk
Kinked my kan
Ruined my rear
Torqued my tush
Wrecked my rump
Feel free to finish the alphabet. Laughter is one of the best medicines.
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